To clean up a very inappropriate but funny quote from National Lampoon's Vacation, "This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest, a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much "stinking" fun they're gonna need plastic surgeons to remove the smiles from our faces. We'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah out of our (fill in the blank)."
The two words I would use to describe our Christmas are chaos and perfection. We loaded up and drove to the Darby's cabin for a 10 day holiday. We rotate holidays with both families, so every two years the entire Darby-Masters family gets together. This year we had two rounds of company-- the Masters crew and Nathan's grandparents and aunt and uncle and cousin from Tennessee. After everyone else headed home we decided to stay and ring in the new year with Brandon & Andrea (and the 3 boys) and DeDe and Pops. It was the perfect combination.
A few highlights (to spare you from a 10 page dissertation):
*28 people (18 adults, 10 children) under one roof. Really.
*Entire family wore custom Christmas shirts with antler hats and everyone complied.
*Wore no make-up which you will see from the pics unfortunately, but it was heaven.
*The Masters doctors (Dr. Reid & Dr. Jenna) came from Seattle and filled us in with life as married doctors living in different states. Jenna was named intern of the year (anesthesiology) and Reid is in training to become a doctor for the divers in the Navy. STUDS! It was essential to have two doctors in the house with a gazillon children. Countless injuries!
*The shock game. We were stupid enough to sit around in a circle and play a game that administers an electric shock to the person that has the slowest reflexes. We played it for a long time. We laughed so hard we cried and someone may or may not have peed their pants.
*Knitting. We knitted hats for 10 days. I am laughing as I write this because lets just say it wasn't my gift. Whatever. I made a freakin' hat. I have a picture to prove it.
*CanJam - awesome new game (like washers but using huge barrels and a frisbee). You have to play it to get it, but we had a blast. N8 & Uncle B played a modified version using a football...hours of fun.
*Carmel Apples (Thank you Erin)
*Extreme Cheesy Eggs (or "Aiggs" as DeDe refers to them)
*"Somethin's burning nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nuh"-- love you DeDe!
*Mel had a Fear Factor moment and ate duck the guys shot while hunting(it was actually very good). I grew a chest hair for that one.
*Guys duck hunted....and hunted and hunted.
*Kids were fort experts and built amazing forts and got lost in them for hours.
*Nathan and Dr. Reid got major arm workouts from stunting with all of the kids.
*Carson fell down the stairs, fell out of the highchair, etc. Mom of the year!
*Sweet Nathan, the rule explainer (ha!)
*Amazing fondue dinner for New Year's Eve.
*Texas Hold 'Em tournament
*My other mom of the year moment: we arrived late on Christmas Eve and had been driving for many hours. We were exhausted so right before bed I threw the "Santa" cookies and "reindeer food" in the trash can...and I DIDN'T COVER THEM UP! Awesome Mel, way to go. So when Dru wakes up and goes to throw away his breakfast I hear, "Hey, Santa threw away ALL of his cookies. I guess he didn't like them." And Alex says, "and there is all of the reindeer food!!!" I am thankful the kids believed our stories about Santa and the reindeer getting too full to finish the food. Whew. I almost single handedly ruined Christmas. Way to go mom!
I know I am forgetting many more memories, but here are a thousand pictures so you can get the idea.
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